Decorative free standing mailbox is outfitted with a PIR sensor that detects when children approach. When activated sliding panels reveal backlit eyes that “blink” and a working mouth that are synchronized to a stack of 15 pre-programmed dialogue and movement protocols which are randominzed to perform as each guest approaches. Unit is all electrical and includes controller and powered speaker. Letter cavity is emptied at rear of mailbox. All wooden exterior contruction with a heavyapplication of weather protective lacquer to ensure years of outdoor use. Includes initial programming session.